Contents 1

Part One: Silken Seams and Custard Creams

Janice

1)   With a friend like this ...

2)   Freshly squeezed

3)   Rising dump

4)   It's all right for some

5)   White collar, blue collar, off collar

6)   Degenerate

Lucky dip

7)   No salt and vinegar, thanks

8)   Sporting reception

9)   Candid camera

Contents 2

Part Two: High Tea and a Slice of Lemon

Louie

10) Life's prime want

11) Fully booked

12) A sociable party

Pantomime season

13) Give me a break

14) Call to alms

15) It's all wrong, is that

16) Gruesome threesome

 

Sweet home, Carlisle market

   

17) Candied camera

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Part Three: Whores d'oeuvres

There's only one f in feline

18) Scratching the surface

19) Two engagements and a proposal

20) New trade unionism

21) At your service

22) Our latest flame

23) Forward planning

Cod off

24) Watch with Michael

25) Blasts from the past

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Part Four: Perforated prospects

Take a butcher's ...     

26) On the banks of denial

27) A boredom-breaking work of modest competence

28) New horizons

29) Happy tights, needing feeding

Natural lottery

30) Tempting offers

31) No further purpose

32) Louie Louie?

Conflict resolution

33) Crossing the tea

34) Dotting the I

35) Short story told tall

36) Wicked game